Funny SMS

Daane Daane pe likha hai khane waale ka naam
Wah Wah

Daane Daane par likha hai khane waale ka naam
Wah Wah

ACP Daya se kehte hai :
Ab Salmaan hi batayega akhir Munni kaise hui badnaam

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Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

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DHONI OR SAIF KEHTE HAI LAYS KHAO,
WAH WAH
DHONI OR SAIF KEHTE HAI LAYS KHAO,
WAH WAH
ACP PRADYUMAN SAYS “DAYA GAADI OR TEJ BHAGAO

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Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?

Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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